Schmear Campaign - Cheese Spreader

The Schmear Campaign - Hand Stamped Vintage Cheese Schmearer for Charcuterie

Forget politics-this is the only campaign worth voting for.

Stamped with "Schmear Campaign," this vintage cheese spreader brings unapologetic humor to your charcuterie board. Perfect for brie, goat, cream cheese, or whatever dairy democracy you're running, it's handmade from upcycled silverware, stamped by hand-so no two pieces campaign the same way.

Equal parts rustic charm and comic relief, this schpreader earns its place at every party. It's the utensil that breaks the ice before the first cork is even popped. Use it at wine nights, holiday gatherings, brunches, or anytime you want to prove your cheese game has both taste and personality.

Eco-friendly, giftable, and guaranteed to get a laugh-because honestly, who wouldn't vote for cheese?