MYSTERY Spoon Ring

Because Commitment Is Hard – Let Us Choose for You!

Listen, you’ve got enough decisions to make today — which emails to ignore, snacks to choose, existential crises to schedule. So here’s the deal: you pick the size, we pick the ring. Boom. Done.

This is the Mystery Spoon Ring — part jewelry, part trust exercise, part “hold my beer, let’s see what happens.” It might be floral and fancy, sleek and modern, or so unexpectedly perfect you’ll wonder if we broke into your diary. Either way, you’re getting a piece of upcycled silverware that’s been cut, shaped, and polished until it shines like it just got out of therapy.

Every ring comes with character — and yes, a few tiny battle scars from its former life as flatware. That’s the charm. This isn’t fast fashion. This is weird, wonderful, Wisconsin-crafted adventure you can wear on your hand.

Perfect for thrill-seekers, indecisive shoppers, and people who like their jewelry with a side of suspense. Pick your size, click buy, and surrender to the madness — we promise to make your finger proud.