Garden Hoe

The Garden Marker Your Grandma Warned You About

Every friend group has one - the "garden hoe." You know, the one who can't pass a greenhouse without buying another plant baby, the one whose nails always have a little dirt under them, the one who brags about compost like it's insider stock tips.

This hand-stamped vintage silver spoon, dressed up with a cheeky purple polka-dot ribbon, proudly declares "Garden Hoe." It's funny, flirty, and just the right amount of sass.

Stick it in a pot, gift it with a laugh, or wear the title yourself. After all, if loving your plants this much makes you a hoe... you're in good company.