Now Entering The Seedy Part Of Town

Warning: Your Garden Just Got a Little NSFW.

This hand-stamped spoon marker announces "now entering the seedy part of town," turning your garden bed into the kind of place that would get side-eye from the neighborhood watch - and a standing ovation from anyone with a sense of humor.

It's cheeky, it's clever, and it's exactly the kind of plant decor that makes guests pause, laugh, and maybe wonder what else is going on in your raised bed. Perfect for gardeners who like a little mischief between their mulch and for anyone who believes a garden should grow smiles as well as seeds.

Plant it, water it, and watch your garden's reputation get just a little more interesting.